Today I woke up to the news that Wikileaks spokesman and founder Julian Assagne is facing charges for rape. Here in Sweden. Why am I not surprised? Sweden, a bad country because we give shelter to bad men like Assagne - men who are “yes men”. Men who believes in the truth. At the same time, Sweden is famous for being good pals with CIA. So here’s what happened:

Assagne and Wikileaks must be stopped. At all costs. Wikileaks’ servers are hosted by Swedes. CIA likes Sweden, Sweden likes CIA. CIA tells Sweden that Assagne has done something bad in Sweden. Sweden says “Okay”. Swedish police don’t even investigate. CIA is preparing Plan B. “Julian Assagne’s got weapons of mass destruction in his basement”. If the rape story doesn’t work, the nuke one gotta work. Comon, is that the best you can do, CIA?

I am frakking LOLing at you…

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